About Me.

Potentially interesting things about me:

  • I love rays. As in fish, not the sunglasses or your weird Uncle Ray who makes excellent bean dip.

  • I love video games (Dredge, Pokemon Emerald specifically, Elden Ring, Hollow Knight, and Titan Souls are some of my favorites.)

  • My favorite musical artists are Glass Animals, and Rainbow Kitten Surprise. Historically, I’ve also enjoyed a lot of Taylor Swift and Of Monsters and Men.

  • I've broken four ankles (all my own), one wrist (mine), a collarbone (mine), and a toe (also mine). I've also had two spontaneous pneumothoraxes. The takeaway is: I'm accident prone. You should buy signed copies of my books now. When I die and become famous posthumously, they'll be worth a ton.

  • I am Brandon Sanderson’s BFF Forever.

  • I've been to fourteen countries.

  • I pay taxes.

  • I have two pugs. One named Gill-Mo and one named Tugboat.

  • I like listing facts about myself.

  • If you find a grammadical errors on this site, tell no one.

Yo did you hear i wrote a book lmao check it out

Keep reading for my social security number and credit card info

Education

University of Tennessee - Kinesiology

The Internet - It has taught me too ​much

Experience / Skills

Marketing + Creative Writing + Exercise Science + Nunchucks

Awards / Recognition

Voted 'Wittiest' in high school

Peaked in high school when I was voted wittiest

Eagle Scout

Work / Job

I’m an author. Of one published novel. If you know any agents please tell them I am very talented and very single (agent-wise, that is, ya boy has a wife so he’s taken romantically).

I make good YouTube videos and I make stupid YouTube videos.

But also I’m a marketer - scratch that - Chief Marketing Officer *cough* - at Campfire. That’s pretty cool.

 
 

Tidehunter Wordcount

All the cool websites have charts so I made one. Please ignore the massive gap of time I spent not writing.

For the last time, go read my book.

I even added pretty mountains so you’d click the button. Do it for the mountains :)